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!! OMG, Jennifer Armentrout’s The Primal of Blood and Bone Is Promoted by mayo and smells like garlic !!

» Posted By Igor On Friday, October 3, 2025 | category: Books, Food, Geeky | 0 comments

Dat chew, capitalism?

Remember the joy of scratch-and-sniff stickers and those Strawberry Shortcake picture books? Well, if you grew up to be a sick fuck and now crave a whiff of garlic that comes from a partnership with mayo while reading your romance novels, then THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!

Jennifer Armentrout’s The Primal of Blood and Bone, in partnership with Hellmann’s mayonnaise, is releasing an “exclusive edition… printed with garlic-infused ink.” That means that this book smells like garlic, and you can also slurp up some Hellmann’s “Craven Proof” mayonnaise while reading it.

The Primal of Blood and Bone is the sixth installment in Armentrout’s Blood and Ash series. The books feature “Cravens,” among other magical creatures. The Cravens are created by a vampiric-type species and as such, one assumes, are not fans of garlic.

DISGOOSTANG! But bound to keep the vampires away?

!! OMG, the cover for K-Fed’s cash-grab tell-all book about his marriage to Britney has arrived !!

» Posted By Igor On Thursday, August 14, 2025 | category: Books, Celebs, LOL, Time Machine | 0 comments

Now that Britney‘s ex Kevin Federline‘s child support has ran out, it’s time to cue the tell-all cash grab of selling Britney’s skeletons in his new “book”.

The only thing about this we can look forward to is seeing morning shows book K-Fed as a guest as we may get a live performance of PopoZao! Could it be?? If they are smart they will. Some Gen-Z intern needs to make it happen. Go on Ziwe maybe?

You Thought You Knew, coming to a Dollar-Tree bargain bin near you! Just down the aisle from:

!! OMG, move over, Britney! Barbra Streisand’s 48hr-running memoir, “My Name Is Barbra,” is has all the hot tea !!

» Posted By Igor On Wednesday, November 8, 2023 | category: Books, Celebs | 2 comments

We think thats fans will opt for the audio version, read by Miss Barbra Streisand herself. BUT even at that, the audiobook is still 48 hours and 14 minutes long on Audible.

Find a breakdown of some of the hottest secret moments revealed in Babs’ memoir after the jump!

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!! OMG, Britney’s ‘The Woman In Me’ breaks the Guinness Book of World Records for fastest-selling non-fiction book of all-time !!

» Posted By Igor On Thursday, October 26, 2023 | category: Books, Celebs | 0 comments

BEST-SELLING AUTH-NEY! Britney Spears has already broken the Guinness World Record for fastest selling non-fiction book of all time, which was set by Prince Harry with 3 million copies in the first week…(!!) Enterpris-NEY!… But just *how* many books you ask??

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