!! OMG, Could Have Fooled Me: Carl Paladino swears he’s not homophobic !!

Republican lunatic Tea Party candidate for Governor of New York (don’t worry, he won’t win!) would like to wish you a happy Coming Out Day by reminding you that he is not “a homophobic!” He just wants to puke when he thinks about gays, especially them all grinding up on each other in “these little Speedos.” Wait, is he trying to come out, here? It’s so hard to tell these days!
This was supposedly his apology for the remarks he made yesterday, when he told a group of Orthodox Rabbis in Brooklyn “I just think my children, and your children, will be much better off, and much more successful getting married and raising a family. And I don’t want them to be brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality is an equally valid or successful option. It isn’t.”
See you at the Gay Pride parade, Carl. I’ll be looking for you in a little Speedo!
[via Towleroad]

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3 Comments on "OMG, Could Have Fooled Me: Carl Paladino swears he’s not homophobic"

  1. OK, so on top of speaking shit, I’m also amazed at how bad of a speaker he is generally. Let’s hope he doesn’t get himself elected, because fucked ideas aside, he should be embarrassed about how poorly he can string a sentence together…

  2. Vulgar? From Shannon? One would think you’d jump at the opportunity to humiliate men and their units in front of large crowds, since you seem to enjoy it so much on this website. And judging by your constant comments on the OMG, He’s Naked posts, you’ve seen plenty of schwanzstucker–how is that not vile or vulgar?
    I get steamed at the oily nearly naked men at pride events as well, but it’s the straight majority’s fault that they cast us in that light. Straight people have sex workshops, strip shows, etc. but because they’re the majority they’re well aware that not all of them that way. It’s their fault for stereotyping.

  3. It is the truth!! WHY do gay people have to act so VULGAR and vile at pride??? THAT is why people do not respect US..

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