!! OMG, cruise-a-palooza-cousin-looser: Kalup Linzy’s One Life to Heal !!

Giving R Kelly’s ‘Trapped in the Closet’ a run for it’s inheritance money, Kalup Linzy’s ‘One Life to Heal’ is a hefty boat-load of family business choose your own mysterious delirious.
Taiwan Braswell and Kaye Braswell’s enetertainment hour song is all some sort of Mariah and Pavarotti double trouble, whilst Michael Stipe’s Christian Jones ‘POAM’ raises the pubic hairs on the back of your neck:

“You see me on the cruise
I won’t drink too much booze
You see me on the cruise
I won’t be on the news
You see me on the cruise
Let me be your muse
You fools be cool
Shooby-doo dooby-doo”

Well brown angels never spoke so holy a Cassio-keyboard-hornblast-backed verse as this!
Giving me all kinds of Goldie Hawn in ‘Overboard’ black family value realnesses, my mantra is now and forever will be “don’t ever forget the bullshit you commit”.
“…to be continued” ?! praise the lord above, aboard and overboard…PRAYmen!

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3 Comments on "OMG, cruise-a-palooza-cousin-looser: Kalup Linzy’s One Life to Heal"

  1. It happens with all of the videos posted from nowness. I tried blocking them to no avail.

  2. Duncan Alexander | May 30, 2013 at 2:51 pm | Reply

    Dear Annoyed,
    If you are referring to the Kalup Linzy video, I have checked the page and the html code and it’s set to start only when prompted by the user. If this problem persists please do let me know and I’ll pass it on to tech.
    Thanks, da x

  3. These videos start as soon as you open the page so it makes visiting here and trying to read something annoying.

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