Writer/actor/total f*cking dreamboat James Franco is adding another cranberry to his already overflowing cornucopia of talents! Now he’s an artist with a real live art opening! And it’s not a bunch of still lifes and landscapes either– the dimpled beauty tells reporters that his show, titled The Dangerous Book for Boys and curated by one Amanda Heiss at the Clocktower Gallery in Manhattan, is all about male sexual confusion:
“The Dangerous Book Four Boys” addresses boyhood and the “sexual confusion” of adolescence, as Ms. Heiss put it. Short films focus on demolition, showing burning or bullet-riddled structures like a plastic toy home or a large wooden rocket (the exhibition contains originals or replicas of these). Another work explores a romantic encounter between “Star Trek” characters Spock and James T. Kirk.
“I feel like shows or films that deal with kids, they’re playing to all of these sexual feelings that you have at that age, but they don’t fully admit to it,” [Franco] said. “So I kind of try to draw that out. The implicit in those shows and books, I try to make it a little more explicit.”
Confused about your sexuality, James? Not to worry– I think I could clear up a few things for you! I even have a pair of Spock ears I can slap on. If that’s what it takes!
[WSJ via Towleroad]
James Franco really is a total babe. He oozes sensuality and knows it. He is cuter than a “Excuse me, your stepping on my penis” button. He has a great ass too. We all hope some day he will show us what is under his jockstrap. Please!
As for K/S, I’ve never sensed any sexual undertones between them. In fact, it is illogical. Spock doesn’t have a sexual organ, but that’s just a rumor.
Hey, buddy-bud-bud who is publishing these comments, we might have a relevant post after all, a post relevant to your blog. 1 that you good folks seemed to have overlooked yourselves last month. I know, it’s not current sounding, but actually it is.
It involves Lady Goo-Goo, a well-known lesbian and a 12-year old boy. If that is not enough to spark your interest you should check your pulse. Even more so, cum check out our blog and reach into the archives to May 18 (of this year). On that date we featured a rare non-nude video clip involving all 3 of those subjects stated above. I am sure that several of your readers already know of this, but not all of them. It is OMG-worthy. In fact, it has led to a few in-the-works developments that could also interest you and your readers. Yes, a prominent lesbian has fallen in love with a 12-year old boy and it is all because of the Lady of all things Gaga.
Cum. Cum see what it is all about. May 18 is the date to check out. See you there?
Now beam me up, Scotty. Mike of Nkdgyz
Oh. That’s a really long response. I guess I should thank you for responding and not just deleting my comment. Your response does serve 2 purposes, though, so maybe you should thank me. You got to put me in my place, and you got to let everyone reading it know the rules.
The funny thing is, your blog is full of humor and light-heartedness, but you personally cum across as all business. I think you are overworked. Step back for a minute and cum look at our blog. It’s a hard blog to describe how it fits into your blogroll. We are not about pop-culture. As our name suggests, we are about sewing tips.
And my good man, or woman, which ever is the case, blogrolls are still alive and well 7 years after you have written them off as antiquated.
In fact, a week ago we installed a nifty new gadget at our blog called a “referrer link” and it is already proving how important blogrolls are in getting new visitors.
Also, just since you published my 1st comment, 6 people have found us from your blog, which is 1 more than have found us via Twitter.
Never underestimate free advertising.
Not sure if we can offer you any relevant tips for your blog. You might learn of a few cool very public events that have copious amounts of male nudity, like all the naked folks who rode bikes through the streets of NYC last weekend. Not sure if any of them are famous.
Looks like your visitors like male nudity by what is by far your most popular search term.
No, don’t write off blogrolls. They are still today, just like big hair and Porsche sunglasses are. Um. And, hey, if we didn’t think you have a way cool blog we wouldn’t be asking to get on your blogroll. In fact, we have never asked another blogger to put us on their blogroll.
I wasn’t being obnoxious or any of those other things in your to-don’t list. Spam? I eat spam for breakfast. No I don’t. It’s very fattening.
So, don’t forget to tell Frank the next time you email him that there is this annoying guy at a cool blog that wants on the blogroll. OK? OK.
xoxoxoxoxo, Mike of Nkdgyz
There really is nothing new under the sun. There has been a sub-genre of fanzine called “K/S” for years. All the stories are about the love affair between Kirk and Spock. Some stories are just about their love, some are more explicit about what they do. Most of the stories seem to be written by straight women.
Look, a couple of things. First of all, everyone who emails us gets a form response. I get a lovely form response when I email Frank. It doesn’t mean we don’t read everything that’s not obviously spam. We do. (Although I use an admittedly loose definition of the term “spam.”) The form e-mail is just letting you know that we got your email and it didn’t get caught in some filter.
Second, I would say that about half of the emails we get to the tips@omgblog address are requests to be on the blogroll. I don’t even know how the blogroll works, because Frank handles that, but I know from when I used to have my own blog that adding links to a blogroll can be a pain in the ass. We do try to be supportive of other blogs and the internet community in general by being as conscientious as possible about spreading the link-love. But adding everyone to blogroll or even responding personally to everyone who asks would take a ton of time. Blogrolls also feel very 2003 to me. Does anyone ever even click on them?
Here’s a hint: if you want to get linked from OMG Blog, send me a tip about something specific that you put on your site! If it’s good, I’ll not only post it with a link to your site, I will also love you because you’ll have given me something to post. You’ll get traffic and everyone will be happy. Then send me another tip! I’ll probably link you again! If I start to notice that your blog is awesome and has consistently good material on it, I’ll put it in my RSS feed and then I’ll link you up all the time. This is how we can live in a virtual Kellyland of cartwheels and gum berries. Interestingly, it’s somewhat rare that I get tipped by other bloggers, but I would actually like it if it happened more! My RSS has been a little stale lately.
Being obnoxious, clogging the inbox with mass-mailed ALL CAPS p.r. crap that I don’t care about and/or spamming the comments section (which some have been known to do) is a good way to NOT get linked.
James Franco is so hot, but that’s not why I’m writing. I’d so so him, but that is not why I’m writing either.
I’m leaving this comment because I just realized I could. We emailed you a couple of weeks ago with a blogroll suggestion and were appalled that you sent us back a form letter saying you are too busy to get to the emails sent to the addy you have posted at the blog. Talk about “OMG”. We wrote back and were astonished that we got back the very same form letter again. That was a total boner ending moment.
How could you possible be THAT busy? Answering hundreds of emails a day only takes a few minutes.
Anyhoo, we really don’t understand how you NYC homos can be so into yourselves and not into us. I mean really. You don’t even know we exist. Do we have have to give you a bj to get your attention (we work as a team)?
Cum check out our blog (damnit), then run back here and add us to your NSFW blogroll. Jeez, get with the program. We are def not safe for work and are damn proud of it. Hurry up! Time is running out. It’s a limited time offer. The expiration date is right on the label. Hurry! Before we lose interest in you. We have really short attention spans.
OK, I’m done. Hugs and kisses. Nkdgyz