Someone alert Dink Flamingo! The U.S. military has revealed that it’s seriously considering separate barracks and showers for gay soldiers, if and when they actually decide to let them in.
I know this is horrible discrimination and the equivalent of segregation, but for the first time in my life I’m actually considering joining the army! I hear it pays better than OMG Blog (no offense, Frank!) and, uh, those showers actually sound like they could be, you know, a lot of fun. Just call me Private Bmad…
Seriously, this is wrong and bad! Separate but equal is no kind of equality at all!
(Okay I have to go masturbate now.)