Well hi and everything! I know everyone (including me) is mourning Graydon’s departure to the mean and celebrity-peen-free streets of NYC, but I urge you all to dry your eyes because I’m here now, which means everything is going to be okay. It’s normal to be a little uneasy at the scary prospect of change, but I swear I swear I swear I’m going to be the COUSIN GERI rather than the COUSIN OLIVER of this web concern.
A little bit about me: my name is Bmad, I’m an Aries with an Aquarius rising, and I’ve been a faithful OMG reader since Frank’s first post. In the guise of my alter-ego, I write novels for teenage girls, which I would love it if you bought in large quantities. I’ll be posting here at least four times a day, so everything new will seem old again in no time.
Feel free to give me a warm welcome at [email protected] Nude pics happily accepted!