I have a feeling there aren’t too many OMG Readers in the market for vagina makeup, but you never know! And anyway, even if you don’t have a vagina you might be able to find a useful application for a miracle product called My New Pink Button, which is intended to make your private parts just as pink and vibrant as
God Bob Guccione intended them. I’ve been coloring my butthole with Crayola magic marker for the last year, so at least for me this is great news!
Now if only someone would actually start mass-producing Clitter…
(My New Pink Button via Jezebel)