OMG, Animal Fierceness: Evil Owl
Evil Owl is my evil idol! Also I’d just like to say on a semi-related note that I imagine a little square with Japanese faces…
OMG, By Their Powers Combined: Double Rainbow and Mel Gibson meet for the first time
If there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s a double rainbow. If there’s two things the internet loves, it’s a crazy rant from “America’s Racist”…
OMG, they’re engaged again: Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin
Well the plot thickens! Everyone’s favorite almost-second-daughter Bristol Palin has revealed that she’s creeping off to the igloo of to Levi Johnston, her hockey-playing, Playgirl-posing,…
OMG, She Has a New Band: Chrissie Hynde
Well look at this: rock goddess Chrissie Hynde has a new boyfriend half her age and he’s so hot and talented that she’s started a…
OMG, He’s Naked: Diego Maradona
The World Cup may finally be over (thank God!) but hot soccer players are forever. And while Argentine soccer player Diego Maradona– now fifty-ish and…
OMG, I Want One: Russian foxes for sale as pets
Having a sneaky little fox as a pet seems like a possibly-dumb idea and also maybe a cruel one, but who cares– it’s probably better…
OMG, she can sing karaoke: Jewel
Wow, this is super weird. After posting the video of that awful Jewel SNL performance of “Foolish Games” yesterday, what arrives in my inbox today…