OMG, Celebrity Marriage Crisis
Have yourself a very Mary J. Christmas! Start by punching your husband in the face! Although Page Six reports that Mary J. Blige recently assaulted…
OMG, she wears Depends: Lady Kaka
Lady Kaka is trying to change the world one fart at a time. The big fat excuse of a woman has just “dropped” her latest…
OMG, The Reason For The Season!
EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 6: Jesus! from Everything Is Terrible on Vimeo. No it’s not CELEBRITY PENIS! It’s Christ our savior. (I prefer celebrity penis…
OMG, Bad Santa!
The economy forces Santa Claus to turn to crime in order to support his expensive gift-giving habit. (Via The Awl.)
OMG, It’s Coming: Sex and the City 2
Considering how pulverizingly depressing the first Sex and the City movie was, let’s hope the “girls” don’t get too CARRIED AWAY this time around. Otherwise…
OMG, He’s Naked: Hugh Jackman
Okay, okay, so I was wrong. I am perfect enough to admit my mistakes! Anyway, much to my surprise and contrary to my example from…
OMG, who should just fade away?
Can you guess who was voted 2009’s most overexposed couple? Find out here.