OMG, The Senator Has No Clothes
The race for departed and beloved Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat is heating up in a big way, with formerly nude Massachusetts State Senator Scott Brown’s…
OMG, How Mysterious: Lost Hairpieces
Where do all the lost and lonely wigs go? Hair extensions torn asunder and left to languish? I saw a ratty brown wig lying on…
OMG, How Innocent!
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Gaga More insane high school photos of celebrities– including America’s Gift Paula Abdul– at Huffington Post.)
OMG, he’s naked: Sean Kelly
19-year-old Scottish actor Sean Kelly made his acting debut in Summer, and did it with wet, (fully) naked aplomb. Yes, he has that barely legal…
OMG gossip: Baby heels for the pleasure of Xenu
Suri Cruise gets her first pair of heels [amy grindhouse] Kevin Federline has made the unsurprising announcement that he will be losing his fat on…
OMG, Rejoice: Amanda Woodward Returns to Melrose Place
Homosexuals around the world are dancing in the streets at the news that Her Majesty Heather Locklear is returning to the crappy new Melrose Place…
OMG, How Confused: Sleeping Doggie
It’s a fine fall day (here in Brooklyn at least) and you know what that means: time to stay inside all afternoon chain-smoking and watching…