Mariah must be fed like a baby
Mariah Carey doesn’t like to feel the oppressive weight of all the venti-sized Frappuccinos she chugs down from day to day, because it might remind…
America’s Next Top Alien Drag Queen
I know it’s not really relevant to last night’s episode, but I’ve been meaning to do this forever: What a beautiful “biracial butterfly” Jade is….
A whole new world of comments
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have enabled Typekey authentication and also fixed the “remember me” checkbox for comments on !! omg blog !! which means that commenting…
Ashley Simpson thinks she’s hotter than Jessica
Now that both of the Simpson girls have blonde hair again, Ashley is getting all “My legs are longer than Jessica’s and my chest isn’t…
George Bush has to stay at Motel 6
President Bush recently tried to book an entire floor of the posh Imperial Hotel in Vienna, Austria only to find that the same set of…
Ryan Phillippe loves his exercise
Just in time for lunch, I bring you shirtless photos of a sweaty Ryan Phillippe, who is looking a little chunky, but in a sexy…
Canada tries to cover up war casualties
The new Conservative government of Canada, led by Prime Minister and friend-of-Bush Stephen Harper, prevented the media from covering the return home yesterday of four…