Nelly Furtado Contest Winner!
Hey everybody, I’m sorry about the lack of posts for the past week. I’ve been on a mini-vaca in New York and the Internet hasn’t…
The monster has won
Infamous ballot-stuffer Katherine Harris has won her Republican primary in Florida despite incredible odds. Chances are she will lose miserably in November to incumbent Democrat…
OMG, he’s naked: Orlando Bloom
Handsome Brit Orlando Bloom has worked many odd looks on the silver screen, from long-haired blonde elf to goateed pirate, but I think I prefer…
These things are ‘On Notice’
It’s about time I laid down the law Stephen Colbert-style. I thought long and hard about this list, and I think every name on it…
Nelly Furtado: Promiscuous Goods CONTEST!
I used to love Portuguese-Canadian singer Nelly Furtado back when she was a nerdy hippie chick. “Turn Out the Lights” and “I’m Like a Bird”…
For ladies who aspire to mogwai weight
(Image Source) There is a new type of scale that deemphasizes actual weight and focuses instead on unhealthy comparisons. A person’s specific weight in pounds…
OMG, how unfortunate: Valley National Bank
(Image Source) I don’t know why I hold public institutions to a higher standard than I do everyday people. Maybe because they should have at…