Philips wants to ruin television
I have grown to love DVR technology almost as much as pizza. If it weren’t for the fact that I don’t own a DVR, then…
The FDA is obviously high
Ignoring years of scientific evidence to the contrary, the FDA issued a statement last Thursday that denies any medical benefits of marijuana, including the well-established…
Republican Congresswoman has a potty mouth
Rep. Jo Ann Emerson of Missouri doesn’t take kindly to criticism. In her response to a letter from a constituent, Rep. Emerson practices tough love,…
Fat is the new skinny
Now that two thirds of American adults are overweight or obese, stores are bringing their plus-size sections out of the corner and onto the same…
MySpace illustrates why I don’t go outside
I’ve always preferred Friendster to MySpace, even when some of my friends started switching and telling me how much better MySpace is, how you can…
The only good shows are on cable
The L Word, Project Runway, Weeds, Six Feet Under, Big Love: These shows have two things in common. First they are full of totally f*cked-up…
8th-graders show porn in science class
An Alabama school teacher was showing an educational video in her 8th grade science class when three unruly students swapped the tape out for a…