OMG, I Want One: Russian foxes for sale as pets
Having a sneaky little fox as a pet seems like a possibly-dumb idea and also maybe a cruel one, but who cares– it’s probably better…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, Are You Itchy?: Bedbugs Invade Abercrombie
Hey you in your puka shell necklace and casually weathered cargo shorts! Yes you! Have you been noticing an itch in your undies lately? Perhaps…
OMG, Take Him to Your Leader: Jared Leto is from another planet
You and I may think Jared Leto looks gross now, but you know somewhere out there there’s an alien-girl from the future twirling her hair…
OMG, What a disaster: BP spills some coffee
… and you don’t even want to know what happened when they spilled a bottle of Astroglide!
OMG, How Tragic: Sexy Firefighter Perishes in Sexy Accident
Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze It’s always the worst when the attractive and shirtless die! [Thanks to Kevin for the tip!]
OMG, Bird loves boobs
It’s Memorial Day Weekend, you guys! That means I’m going to post things like a parrot jumping down a lady’s cleavage. Enjoy!
OMG, Revenge is Tweet: M.I.A. tweets reporter’s phone number
Rapper with(out?) a cause M.I.A. is tweeting mad! After the New York Times Magazine’s Lynn Hirschberg called the musician out as a poseur and a…