OMG, she’s on sale: Jessica Simpson
This photo conjures so many questions: Did Jessica Simpson design this shoe? Does she know it exists? Is the price tag for the shoe or…
!! Jessica Simpson !!
All eyes on Jessica’s boobs
(Image Source) Not even Mario Lopez‘s winning (if somewhat insincere) smile can distract from the centerpiece of this photo: Jessica Simpson‘s breasts are taking over!…
OMG, how puzzling: Jessica Simpson for Pizza Hut
“These bites are made for poppin’, and that’s just what they’ll do”? I admit I was pretty surprised to see that Jessica Simpson is the…
OMG, how unfortunate: Jessica Simpson in a helmet
(Image Source) I won’t say why Jessica Simpson is wearing a pink helmet in this photo, lest someone get offended, but I think she’s finally…
OMG, so real: Jessica Simpson
In the video for her new single “I Belong to Me,” which premiered today on MTV, Jessica Simpson shows us “angry.” I imagine we will…
OMG, how wonky: Jessica Simpson
She’s gone from looking vampiric to just plain dead to wonky-eyed crazy, but Jessica Simpson is still smiling. At least she doesn’t have lipstick on…
Vintage Jessica Simpson
She used to look like a normal girl. Here is proof: (Image Source) And now she looks dead.