Simpson Sisters: Living and dead
(Image Source) Ever since she got her drastic nosejob, I’ve had the feeling that Ashlee Simpson is slowly sucking the life out of sister Jessica….
!! Jessica Simpson !!
Proof that Jessica Simpson never looks in the mirror
(Image Source) Jessica Simpson is so sick with laryngitis that she got lipstick all over her teeth. Poor thing!
Proof that Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer
(Image Source) They both have laryngitis. At least it’s not bird flu. Both Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have had to cancel recent appearances due…
Jessica Simpon has blow-up lips
(Image Source) I think Jessica Simpson has gotten to the point where her lips are permanently semi-parted. Poor thing!
Who’s kidnapping Jessica Simpson?
It’s not even close to Halloween, yet Jessica Simpson arrived in shiny, black costume at L.A.’s newest hotspot Les Deux on the arm of some…
Jessica Simpson eats dinner bra-less
I have documented Jessica Simpson‘s forgetfulness before, but part of me thinks that she didn’t wear a bra to the Ivy on purpose. At least…
OMG, someone watch her dog: Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson‘s precious little dog Daisy almost got some extreme radiation therapy at the airport when Jessica nearly put her through the x-ray machine. I’ll…