!! Jessica Simpson !!

» Posted By Frank On Wednesday, October 4, 2006 | category: Celebs | 1 comment

She’s gone from looking vampiric to just plain dead to wonky-eyed crazy, but Jessica Simpson is still smiling. At least she doesn’t have lipstick on…

» Posted By Frank On Thursday, September 28, 2006 | category: Celebs | 0 comments

She used to look like a normal girl. Here is proof: (Image Source) And now she looks dead.

» Posted By Frank On Wednesday, September 27, 2006 | category: Celebs | 1 comment

(Image Source) Ever since she got her drastic nosejob, I’ve had the feeling that Ashlee Simpson is slowly sucking the life out of sister Jessica….

» Posted By Frank On Wednesday, August 30, 2006 | category: Celebs | 1 comment

(Image Source) Jessica Simpson is so sick with laryngitis that she got lipstick all over her teeth. Poor thing!

» Posted By Frank On Wednesday, August 30, 2006 | category: Celebs, Dangerous | 0 comments

(Image Source) They both have laryngitis. At least it’s not bird flu. Both Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have had to cancel recent appearances due…

» Posted By Frank On Monday, August 21, 2006 | category: Celebs | 4 comments

(Image Source) I think Jessica Simpson has gotten to the point where her lips are permanently semi-parted. Poor thing!

» Posted By Frank On Tuesday, August 8, 2006 | category: Celebs | 9 comments

It’s not even close to Halloween, yet Jessica Simpson arrived in shiny, black costume at L.A.’s newest hotspot Les Deux on the arm of some…