OMG, there’s a Charlie Sheen sex doll: And people actually want it!
Did you get one?!? The Charlie Sheen “Crackhead Charlie” sex doll from Pipedream Products sold out in less than one day. Is the novelty and…
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OMG, J.Crew is turning America gay: But not really
How, you say? How is J.Crew — that purveyor of all things preppy — managing to make America gay? Good question. Fox News mouthpiece Dr….
OMG, the proof is in the pecs
You know why women and gay men are quite certainly not the same thing? I’m referring to the cultural stereotype, not the obvious genital differences….
OMG, tragically tattooed: Love Is Not A Crime
You know what is a crime? This tattoo…if it is a tattoo…because it looks like it could be spray paint? Either way, tragic.
OMG, racist children: Mary Kate and Ashley
Uuuuuuuuum, really?!?! Who thought of this?! Who decided to make the Olsen twins into racist toddlers?!?! I want names! I want retribution!
OMG, I want answers: The Sassy (product-pushing) Gay Friend
Is it so much to ask that Sassy Gay Friend not be co-opted by product placement? Can something sassy and gay and friendly not exist…
OMG, underneath his clothes: The Girdle Bellybuster
If this is the girdle bellybuster without the jockstrap, who’s buying the pudge-slimmer with the exposed booty? And for that matter, why?