OMG, He Should Look Both Ways Before Crossing: Lord Jesus Christ
My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would…
!! Fail !!
OMG, How Versatile: God
Oh, look! It’s like God’s little Manhunt profile! It’s good to know that he’s so enthusiastically versatile (or as we call it around these parts,…
OMG, he won’t go away: Reichen Lehmkuhl
Surprise, surprise! Amercia’s Gayest Famewhore Reichen Lemkuhl– whom Frank once described to me as looking like “a big red sex baby”– is returning to television!…
OMG, How Educational: Justin Bieber learns about world cultures
LEAVE LITTLE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!!!!
OMG, What If: The Britney Spears Telephone Demo
Imagine yourself in a bizarre and disturbing parallel universe where Lady Gaga never existed and Britney Spears was aimlessly wandering the streets in raggedy Daisy…
OMG, Marriage smells sweeter with “The Marriage Blanket”
Is farting ruining your marriage!? Never fear! The “marriage blanket” will take the stink out of the conjugal bed! That’s right, brides: there’s a blanket…
OMG, How Embarrassing: Man gets arrested trying to barter Snack Kakes for Sexxx
A man was arrested in Asbury Park, NJ last week for offering an undercover cop $10 bucks and a box of TastyKake brand snack cakes…