FEMA makes up its own news
Eager to show they were responding better to the California wildfires than they did to Hurricane Katrina, FEMA officials decided to hold their press conference…
!! Fail !!
OMG, how ingenious: Bedside gun racks
The next time a squirrel jumps in through your open bedroom window, you won’t even have to get up from the lying position to blast…
OMG, it’s broken: My laptop
Hey everybody, I’m out of town with a broken laptop. I’m typing this at Kinko’s, where I’m probably getting ebola virus from touching the filthy…
OMG, I’m speechless: Such talent!
“Miss Douglas” Stacy Hedger has prepared a very special performance for the talent portion of whatever beauty pageant in which she is competing. I will…
OMG, how brave: Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag (of The Hills) on her recent boob/nose job: “…surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What…
OMG, how sour: Sweet XX
British pop trio (pictured when a quartet) Sweet XX might appear to be just your average group of out-of-work middle-aged moms bumping and grinding like…
OMG, how scientific: Anti-evolutionists
Who knew that the theory of evolution could be disproved by a simple jar of peanut butter? I also like this one, which co-stars former…