OMG, : Life of Anna-Nicole Smith to become TV opera
Yes, an opera. Not the soap kind! The singing kind! The Beeb (that’s BBC, not Justin Bieber, you idiots) has decided that the story of…
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OMG, They’re Hysterical: Pageant-watchers go gaga for Miss Phillipines
Watch how these gay Filipino fans react when Miss Phillipines is called LAST for the top 15 of the Miss Universe Pageant. I guess there’s…
OMG, How Hellish: World’s worst traffic jam hits china
And I thought my trip to the beach in a packed minivan with my parents, sisters, uncle and cousin was bad. At least we weren’t…
OMG, Don’t Forget to Tip: “Cops confirm that at bottom, patient stitched”
Ladies always remember to tip your midwife! That’s the lesson to be learned from Shenzen City, China, where a woman had her anus sewn shut…
OMG, What Talent: Armless Ivory-Tickler Wows China With Twinkle Toes
China’s Got Talent contestant Liu Wei may have talent, but he’s missing something else: arms! That hasn’t stopped him from becoming TV-ready pianist, though– he…
OMG, already: Horse Meat Disco 2
The group of talented DJs behind London’s Horse Meat Disco party have come out with their second compilation in less than a year that “brings…
OMG, It’s Justified and Ancient: Scientists uncover very old dildo
I just hope they boiled it or something: archaeologists in Sweden (coincidentally the home of the Swedish massage, Swedish Fish and the Swedish Chef) have…