OMG, How Decorative: Penis Chandelier
In keeping with this week’s theme of turning your home into an erotically decorated sex paradise, I bring you the lavish penis chandelier. The perfect…
OMG, He’s Naked: Kohl Sudduth
So maybe you’ve heard of this play called TAKE ME OUT? It’s supposedly about baseball but actually it’s just an excuse for actors to get…
OMG, How Artistic: Tattoo Failure
I once knew this girl named Amber who had a giant Tweety Bird tattoo on her inner thigh. She was always hiking her skirt up…
OMG, How Festive: Llamas in Costume
If you were offended by the poodle Ninja Turtle, you’re going to hate the Minnesota State Fair’s annual llama costume contest! I’m really starting to…
OMG, coming soon: Green Porno book and DVD!
Paper animal penises and vaginae are all the rage at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival thanks to Isabella Rossellini and her successful Green Porno…
OMG, How Convenient: Erotic Celly Caddy
I don’t know about you, but I’m always gazing around my apartment wondering which everyday items could be more erotic. I already have a penis-shaped…
OMG, what honesty: Whitney Houston
For the premiere of Her Royal O-Ness‘s 24th season, Whitney Houston chose to use the show to speak about her drug use and crazy relationship…