OMG is “Canadian” the new n-word?
The National Post (I know, how could I quote that fascist rag?) has reported that a man in the Houston congratulated one of his employees,…
!! Canadien !!
OMG, how glittery: Your poop
Canadian artist Tobias Wong has created the “Gold Pill,” a gelcap dipped in gold and filled with gold leaf. Here is the artist’s statement: Analogous…
OMG, how Canadian: Robin Sparkles
Robin Sparkles is the newest 80s music sensation to hit the Internet. How did you miss her back when Tiffany was setting malls ablaze with…
Go surfing in Montreal
You don’t need an ocean to be a bad-ass surfer in Canada. You just need the standing wave in the St. Lawrence River behind Habitat…
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
I’ll bet you all didn’t even know that Canadians had Thanksgiving since there weren’t any pilgrims or a Mayflower or anything up here. So what…
OMG, she’s come back again: Britney Spears
After her humiliating performance at the MTV VMAs, Britney Spears has decided to keep it lowkey for a while. In other words, she is only…
Kelly Clarkson teaches the Canadians
Kelly Clarkson appeared tonight on the results show of Canadian Idol to remind all of Canada how much better she is than any of the…