OMG, it’s on fire: Sassafraz restaurant
Something caught fire inside Toronto’s Sassafraz restaurant this morning around 11:30. Located in the heart of the fancy Yorkville neighborhood, Sassafraz was a tacky celebrity…
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Gay marriage is safe in Canada
BREAKING: !! omg blog !! just got a hold of this exclusive photo of conservative Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper crying like a little girl…
OMG, I’m on TV with Dolly Parton!
Yesterday morning I was closer to Dolly Parton than most ever will be, and let me tell you unequivocally she looked as flawless as she…
OMG, he’s re-elected: David Miller
Yesterday 57% of Torontonians decided to re-elect David Miller as their mayor. My hopes for his new term are mostly focused around the fact that…
Wild times in Etobicoke
Here is one for my Toronto readers. While perusing a certain website of questionable integrity, I came across this ad: For the rest of you,…
‘Lord of the Rings” musical is a resounding failure
I never saw it, but the idea of the Lord of the Rings musical always struck me as a little odd. Since the books were…
Andrea is ‘Canada’s Top Crazy Binch’
If awkward Andrea doesn’t get to be Canada’s Next Top Model, she has the potential to be a former-Top-Model-contestant-blogger like Elise, except way crazier. All…