OMG Dolly’s boobs go on strike
Dolly Parton had to cancel her upcoming tour on doctor’s orders. Apparently her boobies are making her back hurt and she has been ordered to…
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OMG she’s gigantic: J-Lo
Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with twins, but that doesn’t explain why she looks like Ursula. Girlfriend should be at home in bed, not out walking…
Whatever happened to Paula Poundstone?
I’ll tell you what happened to her – she went nucking futs. Last night I was trying to think of someone a middle-aged woman might…
OMG what a douche: John Mayer
For some reason John Mayer, who thinks himself a “comedian”, decided to rip off someone else’s bit and act like frat-boy on something called “The…
OMG their faces: Michael Jackson’s kids
According to TMZ, Michael has allowed his children to breathe in public by removing their face-coverings. Face-coverings? Why didn’t I just call them masks? Anyway,…
OMG Shia LaBeouf is a Furry
The star of the upcoming Indiana Jones movies has finally come out! He’s phreaky and he’s into Furries! Naw, I don’t know that for sure….
OMG how uncanny: Celebrity impersonators
POP CANDY has taken a look at a book of celebrity impersonator portraits by photographer BRIAN HOWELL. Portraits include frighteningly good impersonators of Johnny Depp,…