OMG, watch out: Killer Turkey!
I hope your Thanksgiving went better than this. Have a great weekend, everybody. (Thanks de Cosmos!)
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, She Sets It Straight: Barbara Bush corrects the record on Fetus-in-a-Jar-gate
Oh, remember when George Bush told us about his mom’s fetus-in-a-jar? Well Mommy Barbara doesn’t remember it quite the way Georgie does! It was the…
OMG, Wrap Your Head Around This: The New Kids on the Block meet the Backstreet Boys
So far this video hasn’t caused a rip in the increasingly fragile space-time continuum, but I still think it could happen… because holy shit, you…
OMG, iPee: Scientists souping up your iPhone to detect STDs
Great news! Instead of having a doctor stick a q-tip up your urethra, you’ll soon be able to discover your STD status (or a partner’s,…
OMG, Mommy Dearest: Barbara Bush dirties young George W’s beautiful mind with a fetus in a jar
Just in case you think it’s crazy to save your miscarried fetus in a jar and show it to your son, people who watch as…
OMG, Trick or Treat: Child’s plot to wear homophobic Halloween costume culminates in knife fight with his mommy
For every nice mommy out there who lets her gender nonconforming little boy dress as Scooby Doo’s Daphne for Halloween, there’s also a mean mommy…
OMG, Happy Halloween: Charlie Brown Raps
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown aired on ABC last night! Hope you watched cause it’s great and everything. Charlie Brown rapping, however, is scarier…