These things are ‘On Notice’
It’s about time I laid down the law Stephen Colbert-style. I thought long and hard about this list, and I think every name on it…
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Proof that Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer
(Image Source) They both have laryngitis. At least it’s not bird flu. Both Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have had to cancel recent appearances due…
Beyonce abuses babies
(Image Source) Ring The Alarm!! She tapes their mouths shut because they won’t stop biting her while she tries to shoot the cover for her…
White babies now think they are African
(Image Source) Do you see, Gwyneth, Sarah, and Alan, what irresponsible testimonials can lead to? I hope you’ll think twice the next time you decide…
Pete Doherty gives drugs to teenage addicts
Not only is he obviously not “rehabilitating” in rehab, junkie singer and boyfriend (fiance?) of Kate Moss Pete Doherty is encouraging his fellow addicts, and…
Haley Joel Osment drives drunk, crashes car, offends ghosts
Not even his Sixth Sense could save all-growns-up child star Haley Joel Osment from seeing the mailbox that flipped his Saturn on July 20. Immediately…
Shannen Doherty will bite you
(Image Source) Is Shannen Doherty a vampire? As a person gets older, do all parts of them stop growing except their teeth? I thought it…