OMG, How Gourmet: Cooking with spunk
Attention epicureans and compulsive masturbators! I have the cookbook for you! Did you know that human semen is a delicacy in some parts of the…
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OMG, it’s alive: Deep fried fish
Chinese chefs have figured out how to keep fish alive while they deep fry them so they can be delivered still breathing on your plate….
OMG, Always Be Prepared: Sandra Lee on Wendy Williams
Yet another reason to love Sandra Lee, America’s most disgusting “chef” (and future FLONY): she keeps an endless supply of Slim Jims under her belt!…
OMG, How Useful: Banana-peeling the Monkey Way
There are no actual monkeys in this video ( 🙁 ) but I am bringing it to you because I never knew you could peel…
OMG, how refreshing: Get Sum energy drink
Keep the party going with the refreshing taste of Get Sum, the only energy drink that comes with a free STI and fake tan. (via…
OMG, Let’s Not Think About It!: The Week In Review
We all know that absolutely nothing happened this week other than Mackenzie Phillips incesty confession to Her Royal O-Ness. But that grosses me out and…
OMG, how delicious: Apocalypse Bacon
This bacon in a can lasts up to 10 years! It wouldn’t last ten minutes if I got a hold of it. It costs $16…