OMG, How Terrifying: Real-life Sea Monsters
While everyone else is busy obsessing about whether a shaved and primped Ben Affleck is really masturbating in a high-quality amateur porn video (hint: I…
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OMG, how decadent: Oprah Winfrey’s Chocolate Set
Well, shit. When you’re Oprah you get to do whatever the f*ck you want. Cause you’re Oprah! “Build me an entire set out of chocolate!”…
OMG, How Appetizing: Pizza in a cone
I know pizza in a cone SOUNDS disgusting, but, uh, can you honestly say you’re not hungry after looking at these pictures? Who wants to…
OMG, How Gourmet: Cooking with spunk
Attention epicureans and compulsive masturbators! I have the cookbook for you! Did you know that human semen is a delicacy in some parts of the…
OMG, it’s alive: Deep fried fish
Chinese chefs have figured out how to keep fish alive while they deep fry them so they can be delivered still breathing on your plate….
OMG, Always Be Prepared: Sandra Lee on Wendy Williams
Yet another reason to love Sandra Lee, America’s most disgusting “chef” (and future FLONY): she keeps an endless supply of Slim Jims under her belt!…
OMG, How Useful: Banana-peeling the Monkey Way
There are no actual monkeys in this video ( 🙁 ) but I am bringing it to you because I never knew you could peel…