OMG, Buy Them a Gift: Bristol and Levi’s Wal-Mart Wedding Registry
Happy couple and proud mommy and daddy Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston can’t wait to tie the old knot– and they also can’t wait for…
OMG, Animal Fierceness: Evil Owl
Evil Owl is my evil idol! Also I’d just like to say on a semi-related note that I imagine a little square with Japanese faces…
OMG, By Their Powers Combined: Double Rainbow and Mel Gibson meet for the first time
If there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s a double rainbow. If there’s two things the internet loves, it’s a crazy rant from “America’s Racist”…
OMG, they’re engaged again: Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin
Well the plot thickens! Everyone’s favorite almost-second-daughter Bristol Palin has revealed that she’s creeping off to the igloo of to Levi Johnston, her hockey-playing, Playgirl-posing,…
OMG, She Has a New Band: Chrissie Hynde
Well look at this: rock goddess Chrissie Hynde has a new boyfriend half her age and he’s so hot and talented that she’s started a…
OMG, He’s Naked: Diego Maradona
The World Cup may finally be over (thank God!) but hot soccer players are forever. And while Argentine soccer player Diego Maradona– now fifty-ish and…
OMG, I Want One: Russian foxes for sale as pets
Having a sneaky little fox as a pet seems like a possibly-dumb idea and also maybe a cruel one, but who cares– it’s probably better…