OMG, How Encouraged: Canadian Bathroom Sex
O dear. What are the Canadians up to now? Why, they’re encouraging sex in their restrooms. Typical! I don’t know if the food in this…
OMG, hire him: Mr. Talent
This poster was found at a Whole Foods in Vancouver. Please notice that he is a “straight bachelor.” (Thanks to Rob for the photo!)
OMG, how inquisitive: Scottish Fold kitten
This kitten is one of those creatures bred purely for its cuteness. Look at those adorably impractical-for-the-wild stubby legs.
OMG, how cute: Chocolate and Vanilla
Fact.: Fozzie (left) and Gizmo are the two most adorable Pomeranians in all of Toronto.
OMG, Lindsay Lohan’s tragic shoe addiction
Rich person problems: Lindsay Lohan’s excess shoes are tearing her world apart! (Can someone tell me when Niecey Nash from Reno 911 became a journalist?)
OMG, He’s naked: Jamie Kennedy
I have been waiting to see Jamie Kennedy’s private parts for years! Just kidding! Wait, who’s Jamie Kennedy again? Jamie Kennedy is one of those…
OMG, The most comfortable cat
This spoiled little guy will let the phone ring if he goddamn pleases! He’s trying to sleep!