OMG, What If: The Britney Spears Telephone Demo
Imagine yourself in a bizarre and disturbing parallel universe where Lady Gaga never existed and Britney Spears was aimlessly wandering the streets in raggedy Daisy…
OMG it’s a burrito mystery
Which D-List celebrity could not only afford to fly first class on an airplane, but is now being accused of stinking up the section with…
OMG, he strips: Road Rules’ Dave Giuntulo
Hey, remember Dave from Road Rules: South Pacific? No, me neither. Who the f*ck can keep track of these people? Well, anyway, whether or not…
OMG, God Bless Our Troops: Lady Gaga Edition
Yesterday it was Ke$ha; today Our Boys are dancing to Lady Gaga. Who knew the troops loved to dance so much! Don’t worry– I’m not…
OMG, Marriage smells sweeter with “The Marriage Blanket”
Is farting ruining your marriage!? Never fear! The “marriage blanket” will take the stink out of the conjugal bed! That’s right, brides: there’s a blanket…
OMG, How Handy: A guide to all the queer characters in Belle & Sebastian songs
The weather here in beautiful Greenpoint is sunny and warm but very windy, a combination that gives me that feeling of bouncy melancholy that makes…
OMG gossip: Jake Gyllenhaal’s beefiest role yet
Beefy Jake Gyllenhaal shows skin for Prince of Persia [towleroad] What do Lady Gaga and Sarah Palin have in common? [popeater] Homewrecker Rielle Hunter explains…