OMG, “We Did This For the Show”
I promise this will be the last you hear from me about Balloon Boy or whatever– unless he escapes in another balloon– but shit man,…
OMG, we marched!
What do I want? A rich husband with a 10-inch D! When do I want it? NOW! So we went to the march and everything….
OMG, it’s ‘Be Nice to Popstars’ Day!
In the wake of yesterday’s shocking Leona Lewis bookstore attack, British website Popjustice has proclaimed today ‘Nice To Popstars’ day: “This day involves everyone being…
OMG, Balloon Boy
BREAKING! BREAKING! So I’m on the bus right now and am clearly missing out on the story of the century, but I guess all of…
OMG, What a Crazy Dentist!
Who knew that Lady Gaga had time to be both a marcher for gay rights and the leader of the “Birther” movement? But seriously, can…
OMG, panic!
Is it LOL or is it completely f*cked up? Uh, why can’t it be both? It’s Japanese! The Japanese, innovators in insanity, have invented a…
OMG, How Romantic: Mariah Carey Proposal
Hey, I don’t know that onstage at a Mariah Carey show is where I would choose to make my marriage proposal, but maybe that’s why…