OMG, how drunken: Texts From Last Night
God if I could take back the texts I’ve sent when drunk I’d probably be rich and successful instead of desperate and living in squalor….
OMG, how daring: Hammy the Hamster
Hammy the Hamster does a truly death-defying leap on his motorcycle and survives to tell the story! I was worried that the owner glued Hammy…
OMG gossip: Met Costume Gala excitement
Drama, dazzle, and more drama at the Met Costume Gala [glamour and glitter] Vanity Fair calls Jessica Simpson fat [agent bedhead] OMG new Robert Pattinson…
OMG, best costume ever: André Leon Talley
Vogue editor-at-large André Leon Talley showed up to the Met Costume Gala wearing a custom Isabel Toledo cape that is bigger than my apartment. That…
OMG, how useful: Rejection Hotline
There are easier ways to reject someone than in the above cartoon. Like using the REJECTION HOTLINE. The Rejection Hotline has a bunch of numbers…
OMG, how cute and delicious: Mangalitsa pigs
The curly-haired Mangalitsa pig hails from Hungary originally, and has recently been a hot commodity among trendy New York restaurateurs, as evidenced by this recent…
OMG, if only: Andy Roddick naked
We have yet to see even a naked butt cheek from sexy tennis star Andy Roddick, but of course the gays can dream, and when…