OMG, how startling: Jizz in your hair
An unlucky Texas woman flying to L.A. fell asleep in an empty row of seats, only to awaken to find a man ejaculating on her…
OMG, how clean: Reh Dogg
I hardly know what to say about this music video for Reh Dogg’s hit single “Why Must I Cry?” except to paraphrase one of the…
OMG, how warm: Dead dog fur
Memorialize your pets with sweaters. That’s what this British couple did when their dogs passed away, and see how fabulous they look as a result!…
OMG, huge package: Michael Ballack
According to the folks at Queerclick (link NSFW), soccer stud Michael Ballack has the “biggest bulge in soccer,” and I believe them because I know…
OMG, how sexy: Dead rattlesnakes
A Texas man has been arrested for selling vodka “infused” with rattlesnakes, though as far as I can tell he was basically selling moonshine he…
OMG, how brief: Human life
Watch the journey from age 1 to 100 in just over three minutes. (via Fuck Death)
Straight lads contest winner
Yesterday I posted a “caption this” contest for the above photo, and I never dreamed I would get over 300 responses! Ya’ll are crazy for…