OMG, he’s naked (again): Jake Shears

The Scissor Sisters have released a documentary called Hurrah: A Year of Ta-Dah that includes lots of live concert footage, backstage tid-bits, and more importantly,…



OMG, how cute: Toygers

Toygers are actually not related at all to their larger jungle-dwelling namesakes, but are the products of diligent breeding by cat ladies to achieve an…


OMG, how creepy: Pregnancy tests

I had seen this commercial on television and wondered why I was made uneasy by a simple at-home pregnancy test, and now I have finally…


OMG, much improved: Fergie

It’s rare that the folks at Planet Hiltron manage to make the celebrities they skewer actually look better, but Fergie is a special case. She’s…



OMG, his crack: Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is notoriously timid about showing his boy parts to the cameras, so it takes a paparazzo to catch even a tiny glimpse of…