OMG, ew: The Montauk Monster
Apparently this beast washed up on shore in Montauk a couple days ago. I smell a marketing campaign, but who the hell knows? Read the…
OMG, family sees Jesus in cat
Oh whatever! Hey, maybe someone in this family is the CRAZY JESUS COMMENTER! Ugh…you’d think Jesus would have better things to do than to tell…
OMG, there’s ice on Mars
Could this mean there’s life out there for suresies? Ugh, maybe I’ll finally find a date. More at THE GUARDIAN.
OMG, Christian’s parents tell all
Meredith Vieira spoke with John Rendall and Ace Bourke about the reunion with the lion they raised, CHRISTIAN. See the full story after the jump….
OMG gossip: Everyone is slutty
Jessica Simpson is a size 0, but only for Elle [dlisted] Miley Cyrus moons the camera (with her pants down) [yeeeah] Tom Cruise and his…
OMG, Madonna is becoming a puppet
After those freaky plastic surgery photos were leaked the other day, we were all wondering about Madonna’s ultimate aesthetic goal. Voila. She is becoming Madame….
OMG, how trance-inducing: Maharishi honey
In the Maharishi Land of World Peace, the most important thing is to grow the most delicious, vibrantly-colored, and sparkly vegetables you can imagine, and…