Ashley Simpson thinks she’s hotter than Jessica
Now that both of the Simpson girls have blonde hair again, Ashley is getting all “My legs are longer than Jessica’s and my chest isn’t…
George Bush has to stay at Motel 6
President Bush recently tried to book an entire floor of the posh Imperial Hotel in Vienna, Austria only to find that the same set of…
Ryan Phillippe loves his exercise
Just in time for lunch, I bring you shirtless photos of a sweaty Ryan Phillippe, who is looking a little chunky, but in a sexy…
Canada tries to cover up war casualties
The new Conservative government of Canada, led by Prime Minister and friend-of-Bush Stephen Harper, prevented the media from covering the return home yesterday of four…
OMG, overheard at Bed, Bath & Beyond: Cold straight people
Man: What the hell is a duvet? Lady: Isn’t it like a bedskirt? Man: I thought it was a covering for a comforter. Lady: How…
Classical music finds a home online
12% of iTunes music sales are classical music. Isn’t that crazy? I never would have guessed, especially considering the poor sales of classical music CDs…
Legal, burnable porn
Vivid Video is forging new, porny ground by selling online content that can be burned to DVD starting May 8. The theory is that some…