Michael Douglas hates sissy boys
The dessicating corpse of Michael Douglas has spoken out again on an important issue of the day: men and makeup: “Young guys are somewhat androgynous…
I am afraid of the Claymates
In the aftermath of the revelation that Clay Aiken allegedly barebacked former green beret/current porn star John Paulus in a hotel room for 90 minutes,…
The sexiest man alive eats wiener
Coming from such cute beginnings, I think most would agree that George Clooney has aged well, but here we are faced with how even the…
Chevrolet tells us how they really feel
This unapologetic commercial for the new Chevy Tahoe sums up the divisive battleground over SUVs: Soccer Moms vs. Hippies. The Soccer Moms are badass and…
Michigan says ‘no’ to Canadian trash
Canada is so progressive that environmentalists have kept the Ontario government from opening landfills for the millions of tons of garbage generated by Toronto and…
Rules for the missus
A sex-obsessed Iowa man was recently arrested for kidnapping and raping his own wife, but that isn’t even the gross part. He had drawn up…
Simon Cowell on a bear rug
American Idol‘s Simon Cowell has commissed a new sculpture from controversial artist Daniel Edwards who created the “Britney Spears giving birth” piece that has made…