Is my assistant hot or not?
We remember with fondness all the hilarious times we had with “hotornot.com” back when it blazed onto the Internet gimmick scene back around the year…
Redefining the words “home-grown”
It may look like a normal white coffee maker to you, but it is actually my new Meat Incubator! All I have to do is…
Natalie Portman shaved like a cat
We’ve all been watching bald Natalie Portman cavort around Hollywood for months now since V For Vendetta started taping, and I think the consensus is…
Rat-Squirrel not really extinct
This cute little guy, called the “Laotian rock rat,” was discovered last spring and the scientists who found him thought he was a new species,…
Susan Powter returns to mess with our heads
Energetic fitness queen Susan Powter has returned to the Internet, this time sporting long purple hair in place of her blonde crew-cut and fully embracing…
Queerty’s big gay road trip
If you live anywhere between Texas and Miami, you should get in touch with us at Queerty, because we could stop in your town and…
Kylie Minogue has hair again
Kylie Minogue is feeling well enough to start “playing around with lyics” again after a year of recovering from breast cancer treatment. Having undergone chemotherapy,…