Britney loses the kids
In what could be the least surprising news of the week, Britney Spears has lost custody of her children to their father Kevin Federline. The…
Andy Samberg makes love to Iranian President
SNL‘s Andy Samberg performs a very romantic love rap for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Some sample lyrics: Mahmoud / I remember when it started, I…
Sean Penn’s novel lost in fire
For some reason Sean Penn decided to write his novel on a typewriter and not keep any photocopied back-ups of the manuscript, so now it…
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Mel Gibson falls off the wagon
Not even Bali is far enough away for Mel Gibson to get wasted without someone recognizing him. Poor Mel was swarmed by bar patrons and…
OMG, she said what about gay people?
This time I didn’t say the “R” word, Apostle Delphine Thomas said it. And before you take issue with Apostle Delphine for calling gay people…
OMG, how brave: Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag (of The Hills) on her recent boob/nose job: “…surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What…