OMG, she’s skinny: Carrie Underwood
When American Idol winner Carrie Underwood released that ridiculous song “Jesus Take the Wheel,” I made a promise to myself never to write about her…
OMG, he’s naked: Kickboxer Moise Santamaria
Moise Santamaria is more than just a bad-ass kickboxer and very flexible human. He has something hidden in those kickboxing shorts, that you’ll have to…
Jennifer Hudson has large shoes to fill
In case you hadn’t heard, I am very excited to see the new Dreamgirls movie when it opens everywhere on Christmas Day. In the meantime,…
Heidi Klum’s Christmas music video
Remember when I told you that supermodel/Project Runway hostess Heidi Klum was recording a Christmas single called “Wonderland”? Well it’s true, and now there’s a…
OMG, the hair: Denise Richards
Everyone is hating on poor Denise Richards‘s up-do at the Billboard Music Awards, but I’m on her side. She can do no wrong in my…
OMG, how current: Gay marriage finger puppets
Start teaching your kids about alternative lifestyles now, because as any card-carrying member of the American Family Association knows, the most effective way of initiating…
OMG, take action: Keith Ellison’s book of choice
Quick, before it’s too late! Newly-elected Congressman Keith Ellison of Minnesota wants to take his oath of office on the Koran instead of the Bible!…