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!! OMG, Pokémon Go data: From catching Pikachu to training military drones !!

Remember 2016? You were wandering into traffic trying to catch a Snorlax, and we were ALL doing it, don’t lie. Well, it turns out those little video scans you submitted of real-world landmarks during gameplay weren’t just for funsies… they were being fed into a massive 3D geospatial model that a Niantic spinoff called Niantic Spatial has been cooking with ever since.

The technology, a visual positioning system that works without GPS, is genuinely impressive: Delivery robots use it to navigate city streets. Cute, right? Very sci-fi, very “the future is now,” very. Oh. It’s also been integrated into military-grade software for drones and ground vehicles.

Yes, the same app that had your aunt wandering around a cemetery at midnight looking for a Gastly has, allegedly, contributed data to weapons programs. Users are… how do we put this… unthrilled. Critics are pointing out that “informed consent” is doing some very heavy lifting here when nobody signed up to crowdsource surveillance infrastructure for warfare. The developers insist the data is anonymized and used only for AI training, which is exactly what someone would say, isn’t it.

Oh, dystopia! We always knew those Pokémon were up to something.

!! OMG, The Champagne Room is open! Bruce LaBruce on sex, censorship and the underground !!

Bruce LaBruce takes over the Champagne Room in the debut episode of the new talk series from the team behind STR*PPER NEWS.

A pioneering Canadian filmmaker and queercore provocateur, LaBruce has spent decades testing the limits of censorship, taste, and institutional power. In the debut episode, he covers the strip club scenes of 1990s Toronto and Montreal, run-ins with customs and police, shadow banning, self-censorship, and his recent film The Visitor. A conversation that goes exactly where you’d expect—and then further. Hosts Tony and Nikki ask all the right questions!

Watch above and follow on YouTube and Instagram, or subscribe to their Patreon for bonuses and early access. Support small business! 🥂

And if you haven’t already, read the latest OMG.BLOG Q&A with Bruce here.

!! OMG, not another time-waster: This SW-made harm-reduction toolkit helps you screen the clowns !!

Ahh – remember the days when you thought SW would be “hot outfits and cute regulars” and not “late-night spam numbers, time wasters, weird vibes, and dudes who ‘forgot’ their screening info”? YUH. If you’re new to the hustle or just tired of winging it and want to reduce your headaches, Studioresolve’s Safety & Screening Toolkit for Independent Service Providers helps you clock the red flags before they even hit send. The harm reduction buddy you wished you always had.

Created by SWs for SWers, this printable harm-reduction toolkit gives you screening frameworks, red flag checklists, and trip-texting templates. It also covers digital privacy tips and a post-session debrief to build your own safety record over time. Think of it as that experienced friend who’s seen it all, but in PDF form. Fully on your side when “same-day, no details, babe I’ll pay extra” energy slides into your DMs.

Know someone who could use find this useful? Head over to Studioresolve’s Etsy and start raising the cost of bad behaviour one booking at a time!

And, while you’re at it, show up this weekend: The SW Autonomous Committee (SWAC) is striking Saturday, May 23rd during F1 weekend in Montreal. The day kicks off at Place de la Paix, and around 5:30 p.m. participants split up to distribute flyers outside strip clubs across the city, demanding better working conditions, an end to exploitative bar fees, and pushing toward decriminalization. Labour rights are SW rights. Pull up if you can!
[via studioresolve Etsy]

!! OMG, WATCH: Cursed AI rendering give us a historical, JP Morgan-themed Mortal Kombat game !!

Here’s something to TWITCH about: Someone fed an AI the wrong prompt and now we have what no one asked for. As if surviving wasn’t a game enough!

Picture JP Morgan himself, top hat and all, delivering a fatality with a gold-tipped cane while Andrew Carnegie gets launched through a stained glass window at the Metropolitan Club.

The rendering is deeply unhinged in the way only AI art can be, faces melting mid-uppercut, pinstripe suits fused with medieval armor, a health bar that appears to be denominated in railroad bonds.

Find the fake game play-through after the jump…

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