Hillary Clinton’s straight daughter Chelsea’s peen-on-vaj matrimonial extravaganza is quickly impending and it’s reminding SOS Clinton how proud she is to live in the land…
“Our men need to know they can count on each other in battle, and we can’t have them getting distracted by illicit romantic dalliances. Especially…
Aaron Schock, formerly the hottest (not to mention the most festively attired!) member of congress must be gnashing his teeth and pulling out his frosted…
Happy couple and proud mommy and daddy Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston can’t wait to tie the old knot– and they also can’t wait for…
Well the plot thickens! Everyone’s favorite almost-second-daughter Bristol Palin has revealed that she’s creeping off to the igloo of to Levi Johnston, her hockey-playing, Playgirl-posing,…
Someone alert Dink Flamingo! The U.S. military has revealed that it’s seriously considering separate barracks and showers for gay soldiers, if and when they actually…
Listen, this man needs to stay on the market long enough for me to rush to Argentina and propose to him myself. We can legalize…