OMG, how wonky: Jessica Simpson
She’s gone from looking vampiric to just plain dead to wonky-eyed crazy, but Jessica Simpson is still smiling. At least she doesn’t have lipstick on…
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Vintage Jessica Simpson
She used to look like a normal girl. Here is proof: (Image Source) And now she looks dead.
Simpson Sisters: Living and dead
(Image Source) Ever since she got her drastic nosejob, I’ve had the feeling that Ashlee Simpson is slowly sucking the life out of sister Jessica….
Proof that Jessica Simpson never looks in the mirror
(Image Source) Jessica Simpson is so sick with laryngitis that she got lipstick all over her teeth. Poor thing!
Proof that Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer
(Image Source) They both have laryngitis. At least it’s not bird flu. Both Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have had to cancel recent appearances due…
Jessica Simpon has blow-up lips
(Image Source) I think Jessica Simpson has gotten to the point where her lips are permanently semi-parted. Poor thing!
Who’s kidnapping Jessica Simpson?
It’s not even close to Halloween, yet Jessica Simpson arrived in shiny, black costume at L.A.’s newest hotspot Les Deux on the arm of some…