OMG, How Self-Serving: Kelly Killoren Bensimon’s Anti-Bullying PSA
From her mysterious Fortress of Gum Berries in the land of Unicorns, Cartwheels and Lollipop Fun, the completely sane Real Housewife Kelly Killoren Bensimon has…
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OMG, Wig Out: Five Years of Tyra Banks Hair Disasters
The Tyra Banks Show is going off the air after five ignominious years, and you know what that means: time for a Tyra Hair Retrospective!…
OMG, What a Tragedy: American Idol results ruin mom’s life
Did John Waters direct this?
OMG, How Surprising: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Top Model connection
During a promotional interview for the new (ridiculous looking!) Prince of Persia movie, my future husband Jake Gyllenhaal revealed the true, surprising pronunciation of his…
OMG, She’s A Mommy: Bethenny ‘Bethany’ Frankel
OMG, Real Housewife of New York Bethenny “Bethany” Frankel went into labor this morning! This is the scene as I imagine it to have unfolded:…
OMG, he won’t go away: Reichen Lehmkuhl
Surprise, surprise! Amercia’s Gayest Famewhore Reichen Lemkuhl– whom Frank once described to me as looking like “a big red sex baby”– is returning to television!…
OMG, How Elegant: Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps releases her first single
Kah-dooz to Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps! Never one to be outdone for crass self-promotion/humiliation, Mrs. the Countess has become the latest “Real Housewife”…