OMG, How Surprising: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Top Model connection
During a promotional interview for the new (ridiculous looking!) Prince of Persia movie, my future husband Jake Gyllenhaal revealed the true, surprising pronunciation of his…
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OMG, She’s A Mommy: Bethenny ‘Bethany’ Frankel
OMG, Real Housewife of New York Bethenny “Bethany” Frankel went into labor this morning! This is the scene as I imagine it to have unfolded:…
OMG, he won’t go away: Reichen Lehmkuhl
Surprise, surprise! Amercia’s Gayest Famewhore Reichen Lemkuhl– whom Frank once described to me as looking like “a big red sex baby”– is returning to television!…
OMG, How Elegant: Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps releases her first single
Kah-dooz to Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps! Never one to be outdone for crass self-promotion/humiliation, Mrs. the Countess has become the latest “Real Housewife”…
OMG, how judgey: ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’
The wig-wearing, bronzer-slathered gas-guzzling gutter skanks classy paragons of New Jersey virtue known as The Real Housewives of New Jersey have seen this Jersey Shore…
OMG gossip: Ryan Phillippe has still got it
Ryan Phillippe does Men’s Health, and his abs could give you a paper cut [dlisted] Kelly Rowland got in a fight with the Qantas flight…
OMG, they’re powerful: The Out 50
Oh, to be powerful! What I would give! The Out Power 50 is online, and as usual I’m outraged not to be included in the…