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I am afraid of the Claymates

In the aftermath of the revelation that Clay Aiken allegedly barebacked former green beret/current porn star John Paulus in a hotel room for 90 minutes,…


Simon Cowell on a bear rug

American Idol‘s Simon Cowell has commissed a new sculpture from controversial artist Daniel Edwards who created the “Britney Spears giving birth” piece that has made…


The Biggest Loser is hot and engaged

Getting thin together is evidently a great way to bond, especially when you’re doing it on television. Matt, the Season 2 winner of NBC’s The…


Paula Abdul is sprouting something

The always upbeat but often weird Paula Abdul has been a fountain of delicious soundbites recently. Between her lazy eye (covered with bangs, see above…