OMG, She’ll Destroy Her: Jill Zarin vows to take out Kate Gosselin
While last night’s Real Housewives of NYC reunion was just the doozy we all expected– I love that Mrs. The Countess couldn’t control her uncountesslike…
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OMG, how straight: Bridal Diapers
Just when I thought I couldn’t be more disgusted by straight people’s disgusting displays of wedding vulgarity, I find out that bridal diapers are the…
OMG, WTF?: Snoop Dogg’s Oh Sookie
Snoop Dogg – “Oh Sookie” Wouldn’t it be great if Mr. Snoop Doggy Dogg recorded a song about Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood’s winsome telepathic vampire-lover?…
OMG, Str8-as-nails American McD’s rejects French McDoh’s Sodomy Burgers
Red-blooded, Coca Cola-drinking, slut-bangin’ American Ronald McDonald has finally spoken out against his swishy, Fanta-swilling Euro cousin, Pierre McDonald, and the message couldn’t be clearer:…
OMG, How Weird: ABBA puppets sing ABBA
This very strange video featuring scary buck-toothed ABBA simulacrums is guaranteed to give you Swedish nightmares for weeks to come! I recommend not watching it!…
OMG, How Ridiculous: Dance Your Ass Off
Have you heard about this show called Dance Your Ass Off? It’s about fat people jiggling and jiving in tutus and leotards and I almost…
OMG, How Embarrassing: Countess Luann mocked by children on television
Poor Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps! She’s taken her Klassy Karaoke drag extravagaaaaanza on the road, and even the interns on the local news…