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OMG, She Sings: Gwyneth Paltrow

» Posted By Bmad On Friday, March 5, 2010 | category: Celebs, Fail, Music | 3 comments

The tireless workers at Videogum have gotten their hands on footage of noted songstress and spiritual leader Gwyneth Paltrow doing a moving rendition of KILLING…

OMG, he pee-pee in your coke: Jay Leno

» Posted By Bmad On Thursday, February 25, 2010 | category: Fail | 1 comment

Proving that Jay Leno has always been a hack, the folks at Everything Is Terrible have dug up his early cinematic masterpiece, COLLISION COURSE and…

OMG, Make it Sparkle With Vajazzling

» Posted By Bmad On Thursday, February 25, 2010 | category: Fail | 0 comments

“Vajazzling” is basically what it sounds like: sticking a bunch of beads and crap all over you cooter-area. Yes, this may be the latest development…

OMG, How Thoughtful: The HugEGram

» Posted By Bmad On Tuesday, February 16, 2010 | category: Fail, LOL | 3 comments

Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful,…

OMG, Casting call alert: stereotypes wanted

» Posted By Bmad On Monday, February 15, 2010 | category: Fail, LGBTQ+ | 0 comments

Are you a grown-ass homo with no sense of shame and a smooth, textureless lump where your D and B’s should be? Do you have…

OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot

» Posted By Bmad On Friday, February 12, 2010 | category: Fail, Politics | 7 comments

Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….