OMG, Grown Man Cries Over Kathryn Bigelow
Well, I completely bombed out on my Oscar picks, but actually I hate the Oscars so who cares? At least Kathryn Bigelow won so the…
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OMG, She Sings: Gwyneth Paltrow
The tireless workers at Videogum have gotten their hands on footage of noted songstress and spiritual leader Gwyneth Paltrow doing a moving rendition of KILLING…
OMG, he pee-pee in your coke: Jay Leno
Proving that Jay Leno has always been a hack, the folks at Everything Is Terrible have dug up his early cinematic masterpiece, COLLISION COURSE and…
OMG, Make it Sparkle With Vajazzling
“Vajazzling” is basically what it sounds like: sticking a bunch of beads and crap all over you cooter-area. Yes, this may be the latest development…
OMG, How Thoughtful: The HugEGram
Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful,…
OMG, Casting call alert: stereotypes wanted
Are you a grown-ass homo with no sense of shame and a smooth, textureless lump where your D and B’s should be? Do you have…
OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot
Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….