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!! OMG, the ‘Champagne Room’ trailer: New podcast & series from the creators behind Stripper News !!

A brand-spankin’ new teaser for The Champagne Room, from the behind Str*pper News (one of the planet’s last-remaining trustworthy news-sources) introduces the upcoming interview series as “the hottest club on the internet,” and is launching next week! With red curtains, coy glances, champagne and big grins, the trailer feels like stepping behind the velvet rope…

Stylish, cheeky, and built around the idea that anyone might have a story worth hearing, the show promises weekly interviews with unexpected guests: Artists, actors, celebrity guests, activists, neighbours, dads, and everyday characters! This feels like more of a late-night hangout than traditional talk show, which we LOVE.

Check out the teaser trailer below and make sure to like, subscribe and SHARE:

!! OMG, when your fave got MILKED: A cursed gallery of celeb dairy moustaches !!

Remember when being somebody meant letting a stranger paint a white moustache on your face and calling it “health” instead of “humiliation”? The 90s and 2000s were just celebrities lining up to pose with cow juice like it was a luxury skincare line. Your fave probably has gotten milked. The gallery is basically a Who’s Who of “sure, I’ll do dairy propaganda for a cheque”: pop girls, athletes, sitcom dads, that one serious actor who absolutely fired their publicist five years later.

Check out a gallery of all the milky times after the jump! Who was your fave?

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!! OMG, it’s called FASHUN, look it up: The ‘Morning Shed’ beauty routine !!

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Somewhere between slugging, sleepmaxxing, and the “soft-launch” return of full-glam femininity, TikTok has given us the “Morning Shed” beauty post: a nightly cocoon of chin straps, gel masks, mouth tape, under-eye patches, bonnets, and enough layering to make you look like you’re either headed to bed or entering a very chic cryogenic chamber. The hook, of course, is the REVEAL!

You go to sleep looking faintly unhinged and wake up ready to present as dewy and snatched!Check out some of the most horrifying Morning Shed ‘BEFORES’ after the jump!

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!! OMG, WATCH: Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes interview after being asked about being linked to incel following !!

Seems that the skinty-tina is starting to fray on his Cerebellum, and anxiety and paranoia are afoot!

This is the second interview in the past month that “looksmaxxxing” incel-leader Clavicular has walked out of. What is this? The WWF? Check out 60 Minutes Australia calling him on his BS above!

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